They don't refrigerate milk...
"After five months [unrefrigerated French milk] simply turns to cheese and is moved to a different section of the grocery store." * -David Sedaris, "Me Talk Pretty One Day" |
The yogurt aisle is a mile long...
They have a million flavors of syrup to jazz up your water...
The peach iced tea flavor is pretty good |
...and they have as many kinds of jam as Essie has colors of nail polish (but they taste better)
How many kinds of French jam do you see? |
But the thing that fascinates me the most is....
The chips!!
They actually taste like roast chicken |
But the chips that take the cake?
(haha - chips taking the cake)
Fois Gras chips. For realz. |
Fois Gras chips. This is seriously a thing.
When I posted this photo on Facebook, the reactions ranged from "Amazing!" to "Ewww!" to "How can anything containing foie gras ever be eww?"
I left the tasting of these chips to the extreme fois gras enthusiasts and experimental grocery shoppers (of which I do not join the ranks - give me my plain salty Monster Munch) but now I kind of regret it. If you've ever tried them, I want to know... Were they delicious or "eww"?
*Note: this is not actually how French cheese is made.
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